Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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