I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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