were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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