Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I want her autograph on my taint
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
