Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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