I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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