do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My bed smells like the plague
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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