Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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