Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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