yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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