Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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