sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
