It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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