Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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