I don't think brook has ever known best
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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