I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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