Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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