i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
