On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
the condom got lost in my hair
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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