Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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