Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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