Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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