It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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