He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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