I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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