fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Randomize
