So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
