We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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