I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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