Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Even my vagina gasped.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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