I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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