She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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