she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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