super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
