I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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