My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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