i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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