Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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