too bad you live with your parents still
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There's always time for handjobs
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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