That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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