We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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