Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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