Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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