What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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