Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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