You surviving the open bar?
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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