addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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