and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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