Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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