How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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