somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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