Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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