Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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