And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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