Its about making memories worth repressing
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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